Archive for November, 2005

Church Sunday

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. “You know,” said the first friend, “I can always tell who the golfers are in church.”"How’s that?” asked his friend.”It’s easy,” he said. “Just look at who is praying with an interlocking grip.”

grammar correction

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all said, “So, where y’all from?” The Wisconsin girl said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.” The girl from Oklahoma sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, “So, where y’all from, bitch?”

You’re so stupid… Police

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.

Yo Family Is So Poor…

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!”

Knock, Knock… George Washington

Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you learn anything in history class?