Archive for January, 2006

A responsible applicant

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m the one you want. On my last job, every timeanything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

What does it mean when the flag at the…

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half mast? They’re hiring.

Duties will be the same

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in Utah.The woman reported to her new Commanding Officer and handed him her orders. He glanced at them and said, “Well Private, your duties here will be pretty much the same as your last assignment.”The girl sighed and said, “Yes Sir. I kind-of figured that. Will it be OK if I drape my uniform over this chair?”

Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had removed their clothes and were lying on the floor naked. She lost no time in taking off her dress and joining them, but as soon as she laid downthe girl on her right hissed, “Turn over, Mary – this is a stock up, not an office party!”

The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…

Tuesday, January 31st, 2006
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.