Archive for February, 2006

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.

I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, “I’m doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy.”

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with….the other is used to carry groceries.

Michael Jackson and the doctor…

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, “How long before wecan have sex?”The doctor says, “At least wait until he’s walking.”

Solve the riddle

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The POPE has one but doesn’t use it,Clinton uses his all the time,Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,George Burns’ was hot,Liberace NEVER used his on women,Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,We never saw Lucy use Desi’swhat is it?A last name……. Were you thinking of something else?