Archive for May, 2006

There was a young man from Kent…

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in doubleTo save himself troubleInstead of coming he wen

What do men and pantyhose have in common?

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006
Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don’t fit right in the crotch!

What’s the best way to kill a man?

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one

If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is bald at the back, he is sexy.If he is bald from front to back – he thinks he is sexy.

When I was growing up I used to lick all…

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the block except for the Browns…They were boys.