Archive for June, 2006

A rural Frenchman was on trial…

Friday, June 30th, 2006
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shother instead of her lover, he replied,”Ah, m’sieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than adifferent man every week?”

Two wives were airing their troubles…

Friday, June 30th, 2006
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My husband and I just don’t get along.”"Why don’t you sue him for incompatibility?”asked the second.”I would if I could catch him at it,”replied the first.

Are you going to take her?

Friday, June 30th, 2006
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can’t leave her behind alone.

A man called the undertaker one afternoon…

Friday, June 30th, 2006
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But I buried your wife ten years ago,” replied the undertaker.”I got married again,” the man sobbed.”Oh,” said the undertaker. “Congratulations.”

The young playboy took a blind date to an…

Friday, June 30th, 2006
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. Theride completed, she seemed rather bored. “What would you like to do next?” he asked. “I wanna be weighed,” she said. So the young mantook her over to the weight guesser.”One-twelve,” said the man at the scale, and he wasabsolutely right. Next they rode the roller coaster. After that, hebought her some popcorn and cotton candy, then he askedwhat else she would like to do. “I wanna be weighed,” she said. I really latched onto a square one tonight, thoughtthe young man, and using the excuse he had developed aheadache, he took the girl home. The girl’s mother was surprised to see her home soearly, and asked, “What’s wrong, dear, didn’t you have anice time tonight?” “Wousy,” said the girl.