Archive for October, 2006

Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend.They hear her say, “Oh, Jim, you’re going where no man has gone before!”The six-year-old says to his brother, “He must be fucking her up the ass!”

A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor…

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
A boat load filled with Viagra sank in Baltimore Harbor.They could not get the draw bridges down for a week.

Anomaly or…

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?” “My husband just doesn’t satisfy me sexually. What can I do?” “Hmmm. That’s a bit out of my league. Has HE seen a doctor?” “Yes, he has. He is perfectly OK. He just isn’t enough for me. You’ve got to help me!” “Er … Why don’t you take a lover?” “I have! I still don’t get enough.” “Take another lover.” “I did. In fact, I have eight lovers – and I still don’t get enough sex!” “Gosh, that’s an anomaly.” “Oh, Doctor! Please tell them it’s an anomaly! They all keep telling me I’m a whore!”

A vicious circle

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father says, “they come from a hard-on.” The little girl then asks her father, “where does a hard-on come from?” The father says, “little girls!”

A young girl is speaking with her father…

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my hedgehog.”"Wow, it’s got a massive cock.”