Archive for December, 2006

Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…

Sunday, December 31st, 2006
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so embarrassed. He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad already seen him.”Billy,” said his dad, “doing that will make you go blind”"Dad,” he replied, “I’m over here!”

What’s the ultimate rejection?

Sunday, December 31st, 2006
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?

Sunday, December 31st, 2006
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.

What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?

Sunday, December 31st, 2006
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill his water bed with gasoline.

What does a man and a floor have in common?

Sunday, December 31st, 2006
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay them right the first time you can walk all over them forever!!