Archive for February, 2008

The phone call…

Friday, February 29th, 2008
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said,”How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”And his lovely wife replies, “I don’t any idea who it was.It was some stupid woman wanting to know “if the coast is clear.”

The Tearful Bride…

Friday, February 29th, 2008
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.”"Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.”"No, mother,” you don’t understand.”I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!”"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!” says her mom.”Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.”"No, mother it wasn’t the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket.”"Airplane ticket…. What did you need an airplane ticket for?”"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said -’Prepare from a frozen state,’ so I flew to Alaska!”

The angry preacher…

Friday, February 29th, 2008
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family!”No one moved.The preacher continued, ” Do you not have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven and in our heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression!”Again all was quiet.Slowly a “drop dead” gorgeous blonde with a body that would not stop rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke.”Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding.I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux Klan.I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets.”

Riddle me this???

Friday, February 29th, 2008
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!

Bengals

Friday, February 29th, 2008
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?Because they couldnt put three W’s in a row.