Archive for November, 2008

Polish Hockey Team

Sunday, November 30th, 2008
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.

Polish Gold Medal Winners

Sunday, November 30th, 2008
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them bronzed.

Constipated Polak

Sunday, November 30th, 2008
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later the Pole complained to the doctor that they didn’t produce the desired results.”Have you been taking them regulary?” the doctor asked.”What do you think I’ve been doing,” the Pole said, “Shoving them up my ass?”

Gay Polak

Sunday, November 30th, 2008
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.

Polak Is Mugged

Sunday, November 30th, 2008
A Polak was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued.His attackers then proceeded to go through his pockets. “You mean you fought like that for 57 cents?” asked one of the muggers incredulously.”Is that all you wanted?” moaned the Pole. “I thought you were after the $400 in my shoe!”