Archive for December, 2008

Why Women Make Less

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over the different pay scales that her women were receiving…Fem: Okay, why are women paid less than men for doing the same job that a man does. Neg: It says in the Bible that women are worth less than men.Fem: Where does it say that? I don’t think so. Neg: Well, you do agree that woman was made from a rib, correct?Fem: Yeah, so? Neg: Well, there you have it. A rib is a cheaper cut of meat!

Change Toilet Paper?

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows. It has never happened.

Men And Cats Similar?

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both afraid of the vacuum cleaner.

Why Men Can\’t Show True Feelings

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.

How To Get A Man To Leave

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his feelings.