Archive for February, 2009

Again

Saturday, February 28th, 2009
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again.

Hair Loss

Saturday, February 28th, 2009
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox?

Stressed

Saturday, February 28th, 2009
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient: I just did, didn’t I, you stupid bastard!!!!!

Help me Doc!

Saturday, February 28th, 2009
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you to tell me if you find it unusual.Doctor: Please, take off your clothes and I’ll have you examined.Doctor (shouting): What a giant pussy!! What a giant pussy!!Woman (angry): Did you have to say it twice?!?Doctor: I didn’t! I didn’t!

Can\\\’t See

Saturday, February 28th, 2009
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the chances?Optometrist to patient: Don’t worry, you won’t be able to see the difference.