Archive for June, 2009

Dead blonde in a closet?

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek World Champion.

Cup of Coffee

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma. He had been living with her for some time, and he thought, that with all the work she does, he could at least make her a cup of coffee in the morning. So he woke up early one day, and made a cup of coffee and brought it to his grandma. She took one drink of it and died instantly. He called 911, and the paramedics rushed over there. While examining the grandma, one of the paramedics pulls out a little plastic green soldier from her throat. After the paramedic learns that the kid made her coffee and put that soldier in there, of course, the first question is “why”. The kid answered, “Grandma always said, ‘The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup’!”

Clinton\’s Son

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!

Female Lawyer

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick

Oscar Mayer

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
Sung to the Oscar Mayer