Archive for the ‘Animal World’ Category

What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?

Monday, January 23rd, 2006
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!

Why don’t oysters give to charity?

Monday, January 23rd, 2006
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.

An old lady owned two monkeys…

Monday, January 23rd, 2006
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist.”So you want them mounted?” asked the taxidermist.To which she replied: “No. Holding hands will do just fine.”

How do you catch an elephant?

Monday, January 23rd, 2006
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take aloadof peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goesto take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!

What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?

Monday, January 23rd, 2006
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.