Archive for the ‘Comedian Jokes’ Category

Marmite Competition

Friday, November 18th, 2005
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite…..one jar!

Pray for a bike

Friday, November 18th, 2005
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn’t work that way, so i stole one and asked him to forgive me!

Drown my troubles

Friday, November 18th, 2005
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to go swimming!

Inflatable high heels

Friday, November 18th, 2005
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she’d popped her clogs.

Gas Station

Friday, November 18th, 2005
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to do a song. He stoodnext to the diesel pump, lit the place up and it exploded.He started singing “I’m Still Standing”!