Archive for the ‘Ethnic’ Category

Rabbi’s anniversary present

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.When he walks into his hotel room, there’s a beautiful girl, nude, lying onthe bed. She says, “Hi, Rabbi, I’m a little something extra that thepresident of the board arranged for you.”The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of theTemple Board and says, “Greenberg, what were you thinking? Where’s yourrespect? I am the moral leader of our community! I am very angry with youand you have not heard the end of this.”The girl gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her andsays, “Where are you going? I’m not angry with you.”

Who invented sex

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, “We have the Parthenon”The Italian says, “We have the Colosseum”The Greek says “We had great Mathematicians”The Italian says “We had the Roman Empire”…and so on and so on and then the Greek says: “We invented sex”The Italian says “That is true, but it was the Italians whointroduced it to women.”

Why do they call it a “kilt”?

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006
Why do they call it a “kilt”?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.

What did Arafat say to Clinton?

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”

What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?

Tuesday, May 9th, 2006
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic