Daily Jokes

A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all said, “So, where y’all from?” The Wisconsin girl said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.” The girl from Oklahoma sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, “So, where y’all from, bitch?”

You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.

Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!”

Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you learn anything in history class?

You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!