Archive for the ‘Gender Jokes’ Category

Why make woman beautiful?

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you would love her.” Man says to God: “But God, Why did you make her so dumb?”God says:”So she would love you.” Source

Dating hints for men

Thursday, July 12th, 2007
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date… I really don’t like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired. I refuse to get cable. That’s how they keep tabs on you. I used to come here all the time with my ex. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn’t hear my voice on the answering machine every hour. I really feel that I’ve grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn’t have given someone like you a second look. It’s been tough, but I’ve come to accept that most people I date just won’t be as smart as I am.

Computers are male

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A better model is always just around the corner.They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.It is always necessary to have a backup.They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.The best part of having either one is the games you can play.The lights are on but nobody’s home.

50/50 relationship

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they wrinkle!

man to do situps

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between his toes.