Archive for the ‘Men’ Category

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.The other 3 are there to listen to himbrag about the screwing part!

Why do men take showers instead of baths?

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.

Three men and a baby

Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007
“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having caught nothing.

Which of the following lines will do a better job…

Monday, January 1st, 2007
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I’ll call the police!!!2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.