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Top 10 McGreevey jokes

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
TOP 10 McGreevey jokes…. 10 NJ state bird – swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway. 8 NJ raises terror alert level to lavender. 7 We know he didn’t like bush, but this is ridiculous. 6 Now we know why McGreevey enjoyed “polling” so much. 5 What does McGreevey and the Israeli navy have in common? Jewish seamen. 4 NJ DMV now calls rear-end accidents a “mcgreevey”. 3 Gives new meaning to “stuffing the ballot box”. 2 Post headline: “McGreevey goes down!” 1 It shouldn’t take McGreevey long to get out of the governor’s mansion – he’s already got all his schitt packed!

How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None. He fell down the stairs.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

Our next targets

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are coming to the attention of Americanauthorities.Among the brothers:——————Sooflay …………………..the restauranteurGuday……………………. the half-Australian brotherHuray……………………. the sports fanaticBejay……………………..the gay brotherKuntay & Kintay…………….the twins from the African motherSayhay…………………….the baseball playerOjay………………………the stalker / murdererGulay……………………..the singer / entertainerEbay………………………the internet czarBiliray……………………the country music starEcksray……………………the radiologistPuray……………………..the blender factory ownerTupay……………………..the one with bad hairAmong the sisters:—————–Pusay……………………..the ‘loose’ 22 yr oldLattay…………………….the coffee shop ownerBufay……………………..the 300 pound sisterDushay…………………….the clean sisterPhayray……………………the zoo worker in the gorilla houseSapheway…………………..the grocery store owner:Ollay……………………..the half-mexican sisterGudlay…………………….the prostituteMore will, no doubt, be discovered…including A.A. Sidday, Oz weekend TV Host.

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he says: ‘I will now answer anyquestions you have.’ Bobby stands up and says: ‘I have four questions’:1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why haven’t you caught Osama bin Laden? 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?Just then the bell goes and the kids rushed out to play. Upon returning, Mr Ashcroft said: “I am sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have.’ A little girl called Julie stands upand says: ‘I have six questions’:1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? 2. Why haven’t you caught Osama bin Laden? 3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? 5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early?6. Where is Bobby?