Daily Jokes

R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry

Isn’t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld inocretcly?OLL! :p

During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first in the competetion, when i went to claim mytrophy, my principal kicked me out from hisoffice saying that the trophy goes to theperson who came in the last, because itsSLOW BICYCLE RACE.

During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around 8 kms.to my surprise i found my best friend JHON whowas too lazy and never use to take part in anycompetition came first in that race. when he reachedthe finishing line, me and my friends went towish him. I told him “Jhon u made it and u provedthat u can win the race too.” but Jhon insteadshouted at me and said ” WHO LET THE DOG BESIDE ME”

my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my wife.she saw a cockroach and was screaming. i asked her totake the killing spray and to spray on the cockroach.she took the spray and turned to me and said,”THIS SPRAY IS ONLY TO KILL THE MUSQUITOS,” andhow can it works for the cockroach,I said to her. “Don’t show the lable to the cockroach”