Archive for the ‘Redneck Jokes’ Category

You might be a redneck if…deer head

Sunday, December 18th, 2005
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.

You might be a redneck if…car color

Sunday, December 18th, 2005
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”

You might be a redneck if…mama

Sunday, December 18th, 2005
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.

You might be a redneck if…sideburns

Saturday, December 17th, 2005
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.

You might be a redneck if…cars

Saturday, December 17th, 2005
Less than half the cars you own run.