Archive for the ‘Relationships’ Category

Age difference

Friday, July 28th, 2006
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At 8 – You take her to bed and tell her a story.At 18 – You tell her a story and take her to bed.At 28 – You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.At 38 – She tells you a story and takes you to bed.At 48 – You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.At 58 – You stay in bed to avoid her story.At 68 – If you take her to bed, that’ll be a story!!

God made a man and then rested…

Friday, July 28th, 2006
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no one rested

What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?

Friday, July 28th, 2006
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be – you look familiar”

Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…

Thursday, July 27th, 2006
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. Hesays “When did you start wearing them?” To which the other man replies”Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car.”

Mother-in-law burial

Thursday, July 27th, 2006
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked Bill.”Oh, don’t ask me! I’m coming from the cemetery.I just burried my mother-in-law” replied Sid.”I’m so sorry!” said Bill, “But why is your face schratched all over?”.”It wasn’t so easy!” said Sid, “She put on a hell of a fight!”