Daily Jokes

Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!

Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out of.

A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in the place!”The nearest customer looks him up and down,then says: “Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this yourfirst time in a gay bar?”

Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten circumcised last week.”Can I see it?” asked the second gay homosexual, so he promptlydropped his pants to show off his cock.”Oooh,” squealed his friend, “You look ten years younger!”

A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But that’s nothing,” replied the shrink. “A lot of people love animals. For instance, my wife and I have a dog that we love very much.”"Ah, but doctor,” the patient replied. “It’s a sexual attraction that I feel toward my horse.”"Ahhh!” exclaimed the doc. “What kind of a horse is it? Male or female?”"Female, of course,” said the bloke. “What do you think I am, a faggot!”