Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category

An elderly man goes into a brothel…

Friday, November 17th, 2006
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man andasks how old he is. “I’m 90 years old,” he says.”90!” replies the woman. “Don’t you realize you’ve had it?”"Oh, sorry,” says the old man, “how much do I owe you?”

A question for Bill Clinton

Friday, November 17th, 2006
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever come across”

What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?

Friday, November 17th, 2006
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whole cabinet falls apart.

Alcohol as a substitute for a woman

Friday, November 17th, 2006
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.”"Yeah what happened?” asked his friend.The first guy replies, “Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle.”

What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?

Friday, November 17th, 2006
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.