Archive for the ‘Sports’ Category

How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?

Monday, February 19th, 2007
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to screw in the bulb while the other 8 hold up the mirrors.

The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…

Monday, February 19th, 2007
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods. Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit into a sand trap. All the while, he’d noticed that the club professional had been watching. “What club should I use now?” he asked the pro. “I don’t know,” the pro replied. “What game are you playing?”

One day, a fellow went for a ride…

Monday, February 19th, 2007
One day, a fellow went for a ride through the park on his bicycle.The following day, a friend asked him if he would like to do it again.He replied, “No thanks, I’m not into recycling.”

A wife begins to get a little worried because…

Monday, February 19th, 2007
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and more concerned until at 8 p.m. the husband finally pulls into the driveway. “What happened?” says the wife. “You should have been home hours ago!” “Harry had a heart attack at the third hole,” replied the husband. “Oh, that’s terrible,” says the wife. “I know,” the husband answers. “All day long it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry…”

Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…

Monday, February 19th, 2007
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers, “241.” “That is wonderful!,” says Albert. “We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!” Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the lady answers, “144.” “That is great!,” responds Albert. “We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!” Albert goes to another person and asks, “What is your IQ?” to which the man answers, “51.” Albert responds, “How about them, Cowboys?”