Archive for the ‘Yo Mama Jokes’ Category

Yo mama is so greasy

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama has

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. one hand and a Clapper. green hair and thinks she’s a tree. one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying. 10 fingers–all on the same hand. a glass eye with a fish in it. a short leg and walks in circles. a short arm and can’t applaude. so many freckles she looks like a hamburger! three fingers and a banjo. a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. a bald head with a part and sideburns. a wooden leg with branches. so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo mama is so skinny

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama is so lazy

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama’s head so small

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.