Daily Jokes

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. one hand and a Clapper. green hair and thinks she’s a tree. one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying. 10 fingers–all on the same hand. a glass eye with a fish in it. a short leg and walks in circles. a short arm and can’t applaude. so many freckles she looks like a hamburger! three fingers and a banjo. a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. a bald head with a part and sideburns. a wooden leg with branches. so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.